Elphaba’s Defying Gravity Spell
Decided to jump on this pop culture magic bandwagon thing.
Elphaba’s Defying Gravity Spell -
a.k.a. “I don’t give a fuck any more I’m doing what I want spell.” or “If I had two fucks and rubbed them together I’d still have only two fucks and when I’m done with this spell my fucks will be gone.”or “I’m through accepting limits, ‘cause someone said they’re so so fuck you very much.”
Supplies you’ll need for sure:
- a black candle
- All the fucks you could have given but aren’t gonna give any more.
- Three bits of black ribbon/lengths of yarn to your own specifications.
- Another candle just for a heat source, let’s call it Calcifer.
- Bucket/some container of water in case shit gets out of hand.
My lovely friend told me that, after “intense” research, he found that pagans aren’t “allowed” to practise witchcraft. It goes against their religion and will backfire on them. He told me that a recent spell I did for a friend would end up hurting him. Would you pagans kindly reblog this if you disagree with him.
Spell to not give a shit:
Light a candle, whisper your problem to it, then say:
“I do not give a shit.
You can’t make me give a shit.
My last fuck has flown.”
And blow out the candle, symbolizing you blowing out the shit you were supposed to give.
I didn’t know I needed this spell until now.
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO